Showing posts with label sex toys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex toys. Show all posts

Friday, July 13, 2012

Weird sex toys: Mia Isabella

You know those alien things from Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs? The ones with the forehead cocks that ejaculate heroin? Yeah, I think that would be a great model for a sex doll.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Weird sex toys: Baby Jesus

"The baby Jesus buttplug? Yeah, I heard about it--like, three years ago. Shocked? Meh, I've seen better. Now if they found a way to turn the Book of Mormon into a urethral sound, I might find that mildly interesting."

- my impression of the internet