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Once again, we explore the delightful insanity that is ChaCha, the world's wisest sex therapist.

Can I fuck my boyfriend?

If you are of age in your state to engage in sexual activities, then use protection. Maybe use lady-like language, too. ChaCha.

ChaCha does not like dirty talk.

Can I fuck a woman?

Talk about it with your partner-to-be well before hand and know that you are both sure. If there are any doubts, stop here...

ChaCha plays it safe.

Can I fuck a man?

My husband wouldn't be to happy if he saw me answering lewd questions from you. Maybe we should start over. Do you have another Q?

ChaCha is a prudish woman.

Can I fuck myself?

Not sure that's what you are looking for, bud. I'm a 38 yo truck drivin' man that likes women. Do the ChaCha.

ChaCha is... also a man who likes women?

Can I fuck you?

You want to have sex and you have never seen me. Heck you don't even know if I'm a girl or guy. Needless to say, i am not interested. Ask another question!

ChaCha is not interested in my sweet lovin'. I guess I'll have to find out how to get my needs met without a partner.

Can I fuck a cucumber?

Yes, you can masturbate with a cucumber, also you can use a banana. Thanks for using ChaCha!!

ChaCha displays an unexpectedly progressive streak.

Can I fuck a melon?

Some plants may grow fine in watermelon. Some plants may have difficulty. I would do your research into what plant you are trying to grow and then find out. Your answer in the end is yes you can defiantly grow some plants in a watermelon.

ChaCha is maybe a little uninformed about human anatomy?

Can I fuck my wife?

The definition of "skull f---" is (verb) a derogatory term used to describe the violent insertion of the penis into the mouth. In order to perform this with your wife without consequences of jail, I suggest your ask her permission. ChaCha!

CHACHA NO

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- my impression of the internet

Don't break my heart, ChaCha

I attempted to seduce ChaCha, the world's sexiest hive-mind. All of my answers are copied straight from the site. They may change over time as moderators notice some of the less appropriate selections.

Hey baby

ChaCha is doing very, very good. Thank you for asking! Now let me ask you something, do you have anymore questions for us! I hope you know that we're here all day and night for you!

What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?

I'm working of course! Do you have anything else you would like help with? -ChaCha

Are you a working girl?

No. I work from a home office. There is no one working beside me this evening. Do the ChaCha!

Are you all alone?

ChaCha guides, Expeditor and Transcribers get to work right from their homes. Thank you for asking ChaCha!

What's your favorite naughty thing to do?

Personally, my favorite thing to do at night is get into pj's and relax. After a hard day, relaxing is the best feeling. And also doing ChaCha!

Yeah baby, how do you like to relax?

Try cuddling your baby and holding your baby close to you. It could be that all your baby wants is to know you are there. (MORE?)

How should we cuddle?

You could cuddle in bed hugging and watching movies together! Anything else? ChaCha!

I'm getting so hot

I will take your word for it. Thanks for using ChaCha!

Let's get naked

That sounds great! You get comfortable, and I'm heading to bed soon! ChaCha is here for you 24/7! ChaCha again soon!

You get me so wet

"It's okay for us to go slow." "I'm going to take these off." "You make me think dirty thoughts."

I think I love you

I wish that I could say the same but I can't

Testing

Blog posts, from a phone? Whatever will those Google wizards think up next?

And yes, I know I'm about 5 years late to the mobile social networking party, or approximately one million internet years.