"The baby Jesus buttplug? Yeah, I heard about it--like, three years ago. Shocked? Meh, I've seen better. Now if they found a way to turn the Book of Mormon into a urethral sound, I might find that mildly interesting."
- my impression of the internet
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Don't break my heart, ChaCha
I attempted to seduce ChaCha, the world's sexiest hive-mind. All of my answers are copied straight from the site. They may change over time as moderators notice some of the less appropriate selections.
Hey baby
ChaCha is doing very, very good. Thank you for asking! Now let me ask you something, do you have anymore questions for us! I hope you know that we're here all day and night for you!
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?
I'm working of course! Do you have anything else you would like help with? -ChaCha
Are you a working girl?
No. I work from a home office. There is no one working beside me this evening. Do the ChaCha!
Are you all alone?
ChaCha guides, Expeditor and Transcribers get to work right from their homes. Thank you for asking ChaCha!
What's your favorite naughty thing to do?
Personally, my favorite thing to do at night is get into pj's and relax. After a hard day, relaxing is the best feeling. And also doing ChaCha!
Yeah baby, how do you like to relax?
Try cuddling your baby and holding your baby close to you. It could be that all your baby wants is to know you are there. (MORE?)
How should we cuddle?
You could cuddle in bed hugging and watching movies together! Anything else? ChaCha!
I'm getting so hot
I will take your word for it. Thanks for using ChaCha!
Let's get naked
That sounds great! You get comfortable, and I'm heading to bed soon! ChaCha is here for you 24/7! ChaCha again soon!
You get me so wet
"It's okay for us to go slow." "I'm going to take these off." "You make me think dirty thoughts."
I think I love you
I wish that I could say the same but I can't
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