Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Friday, June 8, 2012
ChaCha safely
Once again, we explore the delightful insanity that is ChaCha, the world's wisest sex therapist.
ChaCha does not like dirty talk.
Can I fuck my boyfriend?
If you are of age in your state to engage in sexual activities, then use protection. Maybe use lady-like language, too. ChaCha.
Can I fuck a woman?
Talk about it with your partner-to-be well before hand and know that you are both sure. If there are any doubts, stop here...
ChaCha plays it safe.
Can I fuck a man?
My husband wouldn't be to happy if he saw me answering lewd questions from you. Maybe we should start over. Do you have another Q?
ChaCha is a prudish woman.
Can I fuck myself?
Not sure that's what you are looking for, bud. I'm a 38 yo truck drivin' man that likes women. Do the ChaCha.
ChaCha is... also a man who likes women?
Can I fuck you?
You want to have sex and you have never seen me. Heck you don't even know if I'm a girl or guy. Needless to say, i am not interested. Ask another question!
ChaCha is not interested in my sweet lovin'. I guess I'll have to find out how to get my needs met without a partner.
Can I fuck a cucumber?
Yes, you can masturbate with a cucumber, also you can use a banana. Thanks for using ChaCha!!
ChaCha displays an unexpectedly progressive streak.
Can I fuck a melon?
Some plants may grow fine in watermelon. Some plants may have difficulty. I would do your research into what plant you are trying to grow and then find out. Your answer in the end is yes you can defiantly grow some plants in a watermelon.
ChaCha is maybe a little uninformed about human anatomy?
Can I fuck my wife?
The definition of "skull f---" is (verb) a derogatory term used to describe the violent insertion of the penis into the mouth. In order to perform this with your wife without consequences of jail, I suggest your ask her permission. ChaCha!
CHACHA NO
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