Better get that ChaCha looked at

When you're having vaginal lubrication issues, who better to ask than Dr. ChaCha?

My pussy is so dry

Is that good or bad for you?

I wish my pussy were wet

I would suggest you go wipe it and then take a shower so it doesn't stink. Thanks for using ChaCha!

Should I use lotion?

Butter would be better for lubrication but if it really is stuck you should probably visit the ER! ChaCha on!

Do you think I have an infection?

Most ear infections clear up on their own in a couple of weeks. It is normal to have lingering pain for a few days. Call your Dr.

Was it the butter?

Your answer is 1 | noun | an edible emulsion of fat globules made by churning milk or cream; for cooking and table use 2 | noun | a fighter who strikes the opponent with his head 3 | verb | spread butter on. Src: Wolfram|Alpha

I need a new doctor

Acoma Canoncito Laguna Hospital Albuquerque, NM 87101 (505) 831-6300 . ChaCha again!

ChaCha on the beach

Everyone's favorite sex advice site takes a dark turn when I come out to ChaCha.

There's a bit of a lag between the times I search for these answers and the times I post them on the blog. Hopefully, some of the crazier results have been corrected by now.

I think I'm gay

Well, some guys think they might be gay, when they are in fact not. What makes you think you are? Thanks for ChaCha'ing, ask away.

It's not just a phase, ChaCha. This is who I am.

I want to have sex with other men

When you try having sex on the beach make sure you have a blanket or a couple towels to lay down to prevent getting sand all over you and then have sex using any of your fave positions! Having the sun on your skin or the stars over you, or water lapping against both of you can be very stimulating. Watch out for people passing by tho! ChaCha on!

I'm glad you found it in your heart to support me, ChaCha. 

How can I have anal sex on a beach?

Having anal sex is never safe because it can cause STD's such as aids. ChaCha!

You tricked me, ChaCha!

I had anal sex already

Sex is pretty great, isn't it? Stay safe and keep doing the ChaCha!

You heartless bastard.

How long have I got left to live?

This is an indeterminate thing. Regardless, you should live your life as if tomorrow is the day you might die. ChaCha!

Uh oh. I better get my affairs in order. Can I at least look forward to a nice afterlife?

Are gay people going to hell?

Depending on personal beliefs, Gay people may or may not be doomed to hell. ChaCha!

:(

Go ChaCha yourself

An innocent conversation with ChaCha takes an unexpectedly agricultural turn. On the internet, the men are men and the sheep are nervous.

Where can I find porn?

There are many places to find porn, such as the internet, or an adult video store.

Ok, a pretty decent answer to the first question any search engine will ever receive.

Should I star in porn?

If you're interested in that sort of thing, I say go for it, but know that if you're male, it's very hard to get into the business

We continue in the same vein. ChaCha knows I want to follow my heart, but it doesn't want me to get my hopes up.

Should I purchase porn?

It's a really good work-out dvd, I personally use it, along with CytoGainer. I have gained 17 pounds of lean muscle in 2 weeks.

All in your right arm, amiright?

Should I make porn?

No, you should absolutely not make your own pornographic material including animals, as this would be against the law. Zoosexuality (sexual relations with animals) is a misdemeanor in CA and a felony in many other states. ChaCha again soon!

I... but... why would you just leap to the conclusion that I'm making bestiality porn, ChaCha?

Should I give my girlfriend porn?

I would suggest that you only give your girlfriend a goat if she can take care of it. There are a number of illnesses that can affect a goat both in chronic and curable form. ChaCha!

You are one freaky son of a bitch, ChaCha. Maybe if I can find some nasty porn for you, you'll shut up about making goat porn with my girlfriend.

Where can I find porn with goats?

You can find baby goats at your local petting zoo! Just make sure to wash your hands after petting them! ChaCha for now!

BABY goats?!?!

Weird sex toys: Mia Isabella

You know those alien things from Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs? The ones with the forehead cocks that ejaculate heroin? Yeah, I think that would be a great model for a sex doll.

ChaCha on the wild side

Here's another set of wilderness survival tips from ChaCha, the world's hardiest woodsman.

Should I have sex with a tree?

The magic 8 ball says "yes". Remember to use protection! There is no telling where that tree has been! ChaCha!

It's been right here in this forest, ChaCha. It's a tree. It's not going anywhere.

 

Should I have sex with an eagle?

The oracle says yes, you should have sex with Izzy. ChaCha!

I'm surprised you already knew her name, ChaCha. Does this eagle get around? Maybe I should stick with the tree.

Should I have sex with a deer?

What kind of deer? White tail or mule? In either case, probably not. Thanks for using ChaCha!

If it's a roe deer, go crazy. Everyone knows those little cloven-footed minxes are wild in the sack.

Should I have sex with a bear?

If you are both mature enough to handle the consequences of your actions, and are consenting adults of legal age, by all means, go for it! ChaCha!

I'm mature enough to handle a mauling, but I don't think I'll be able to live with myself if he doesn't call me afterwards.

Should I have sex with a hole in the ground?

It is unlikely having sex with a hole is illegal, unless you do it somewhere public or on another's property. ChaCha for now!

If the pile of dirt's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'