This year's Bad Sex Award has been announce. I'm a bit surprised by the choice--I thought the sex scene in question was supposed to be off-putting and uncomfortable to read--but there are so many fantastically weird sentences to quote. A select few:
"How long was he going to go on with the erotic massage and general body worship without getting to her quim?"
"...he began a careful prodding of her perineum..."
"...she smelled her breast on his breath, which was otherwise piquant with saliva..."
"...half of his face, nearly, was activated for her pleasure..."
"These sorts of gyrations and five-sense choreographies, with variations on Ed's main themes, played out episodically between 10 p.m. and 10 a.m."
The full text of the award-winning scene can be found here. As an erotica writer, I enjoy reading bad sex scenes occasionally, if only to learn what not do to.
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