Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Go ChaCha yourself


An innocent conversation with ChaCha takes an unexpectedly agricultural turn. On the internet, the men are men and the sheep are nervous.

Where can I find porn?

There are many places to find porn, such as the internet, or an adult video store.

Ok, a pretty decent answer to the first question any search engine will ever receive.

Should I star in porn?

If you're interested in that sort of thing, I say go for it, but know that if you're male, it's very hard to get into the business

We continue in the same vein. ChaCha knows I want to follow my heart, but it doesn't want me to get my hopes up.

Should I purchase porn?

It's a really good work-out dvd, I personally use it, along with CytoGainer. I have gained 17 pounds of lean muscle in 2 weeks.

All in your right arm, amiright?


Should I make porn?

No, you should absolutely not make your own pornographic material including animals, as this would be against the law. Zoosexuality (sexual relations with animals) is a misdemeanor in CA and a felony in many other states. ChaCha again soon!

I... but... why would you just leap to the conclusion that I'm making bestiality porn, ChaCha?

Should I give my girlfriend porn?

I would suggest that you only give your girlfriend a goat if she can take care of it. There are a number of illnesses that can affect a goat both in chronic and curable form. ChaCha!

You are one freaky son of a bitch, ChaCha. Maybe if I can find some nasty porn for you, you'll shut up about making goat porn with my girlfriend.

Where can I find porn with goats?

You can find baby goats at your local petting zoo! Just make sure to wash your hands after petting them! ChaCha for now!

BABY goats?!?!

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